When you're trying to do 50 things at once

This is just today

• You forget it's your week to work on the Handbook
• You forget to leave 100 DHS in the bank account for a particular fee, then have to wait in line forever to deposit the money so the bank can charge you and close your account.
• You forget to turn in school picture money, 2 days in a row
• Briefly freak out because the movers HAVE SHOWN UP 10 DAYS EARLY and you think you have to move now! (Nope, they realized the moving date was the 19th, not the 9th, and they didn't make you pack up early.)
• When you do remember to turn in the picture money and the new field trip permission slip and money, you actually turn in your bank account closing paper work that you were supposed to give to the secretary.
• You go back that afternoon to turn in money, order forms, and permission slips and get your paperwork back.
• Turn in your bank paperwork only to find out that once again you've forgotten to turn in the forwarding address forms.
• Go home, put the kids to bed, have a glass of wine.